Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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