like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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