Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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