the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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