watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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