Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Shame - the story of my life.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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