I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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