I love black thongs
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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