he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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