Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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