Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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