your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I faked an abortion last night.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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