My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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