I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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