Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
we should paint friendship bongs
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