i need an iv and a liver transplant
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize