Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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