if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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