I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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