She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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