Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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