I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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