so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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