After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
