belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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