How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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