Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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