Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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