why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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