Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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