that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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