so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just found puke in my bra..
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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