If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Randomize
