If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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