Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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