cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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