is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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