Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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