I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize