Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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