you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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