theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
