But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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