i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Damn victory sex feels great
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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