I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I love you.
Bad choice
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