Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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