Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I love you.
Bad choice
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