i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
dude. I can hear the air.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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