HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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