Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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