i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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