I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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