so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
we should paint friendship bongs
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