the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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