talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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