I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
you never un-have a 4some
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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