i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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