Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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