I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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